The real problem is that Nintendo can't even get the story straight (look at the trophy descriptions in the Smash Bros games).It's most likely that they're ultimately all Legacy Characters (both the DK AND Mario cast), much like the recurring cast in Zelda games.Or Mario was younger than he looked and (arcade) Donk ey Kong and DK Jr.Gorillas have shorter lifespans, but especially in the Mushroom Kingdom.That wasn't Mario, that was Jumpman! Have you forgotten?.That still doesn't explain how Cranky Kong has become such an old man but Mario hasn't aged a day.That also explains why the original arcade Donkey Kong is a wifebeater-wearing cranky kidnapper, while the modern DK is a tie-wearing gentleape. Probably because Cranky apparently got smaller when he became old.you know what I want to see now? A muscle bound person in their eighties.random, I know, but it'd be awesome.It just bugs me that Mario fanboys simply cannot grasp the fact that Cranky is the original Donkey Kong and the DK seen from Donkey Kong Country onwards is DK Jr, all grown up.I think the bigger issue here is the two Enguardes in the first underwater level. The barrel is empty until the Kong dies, then they get instantly teleported into the barrel as soon as it breaks - look closely at your Kong after he dies and falls off the screen - he instantly vanishes as soon as he pops out of the barrel.The Kongs probably bred really quickly and had LOTS of twins.yeah.How is it that, if you're carrying a barrel, and die, you drop the barrel, and come right back out, but only if you have your second monkey still? This implies that you are carrying yourself, but this defiance of the laws of physics is only possible when you have someone watching, like Schroedinger's Cat in reverse.He could probably wear it around his neck behind his necktie.
And if your answer is "his house", I'll be forced to remind you that there's no lock (or door) on that, further complicating the key-storage dilemma.
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